Journal 42

Once upon a time there was a kid that was really teeny weenie, and he wanted to be super strong to get all the ladies. His friend, Fred, was very muscular, and Jimmy, the kid mentioned before, was curious as to how he got that way. One day, Jimmy asked Fred how he became so muscular. Fred told Jimmy that he was involved in a program that worked on houses for homeless people, and he had built up a lot of muscle from all the construction work.
This was intriguing to Jimmy. Jimmy decided that he, too, would like to be strong, and also get the reputation of being a helpful member of society. He then filled out the necessary forms, and became an active member of the community's outreach program.
Before he knew it, Jimmy was getting a lot of work done for the homeless, but above that, he was getting some sexy muscles and a sweet tan. The ladies loved him, and it helped that they saw him as a caring, homeless-helping dude.
Eventually, Jimmy became a very arrogant, rude guy, and once he had built up his dream body, he quit volunteering and said he was too busy. No one cared at first, everyone still really liked him, and he was getting all the ladies. Later, he met a beautiful girl named Dani, and she called him out for is wrong-doings. Then, just as Jimmy started throwing out all his lame excuses, she cast a spell on him that made him eternally ugly and it also gave him hives regularly. This was a terrible burden on Jimmy, but the curse wore off minutes later. Maybe the curse didn't even work, we don't really know at this point.
After that, Dani was notsatisfied with the lack of punishment Jimmy had received, so she cursed herself to make herself into a spider, and then she bit his head off and shared his head with all the children of the land. Yay!